Help, my sock puppets are harassing me.

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Friday July 13, 2012 · 4:47 PM PDT

2012/07/13 · 16:47

I have terrible news. Last week, one of my sock puppets sent threatening messages to my alternate identity on Facebook. I was shocked. This personality knew horrifying boilerplate information about my other sock puppets that I posted myself on liberal website, DailyKos. I haven't been able to eat or sleep since. I am warning you: be very careful of what you post on left-wing websites. Distance and dissociate yourself. I am not only terrified for my own safety and the safety of my multiple alter-egos, but I am worried for the health and well being of their virtual families as well. No place is safe for open liberal discussion. I sit here crying my eyes out contemplating Second Amendment remedies (the NRA had it right after all) and I am in constant contact with the Department of Justice, the International Criminal Court, Queen Victoria's personal security detail, and law enforcement in 45 states, 82 countries, and five planets. I can only reveal fragments and summations to avoid jeopardizing sensitive critical proceedings or placing countless families at risk, but suffice it to say the galaxy is on high alert for imminent demands to "GBCW." The media has dropped all coverage of LIBOR, fracking under cemeteries, war, disease, and corruption to focus on my exceedingly traumatic email exchanges. They affect each and every one of us.

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Public Relations is

66 votes Vote Now!

Public Relations is

An acceptable component of a civilized society

11 votes

Flagrant open deceit

55 votes

Blacks and Gays, Prop 8

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Wednesday November 05, 2008 · 5:09 PM PST

2008/11/05 · 17:09

(cross-posted at MyDD) http://www.mydd.com/...

Well, the results are mostly in and it appears that Prop 8 will end up passing, relatively comfortably. With 99% of all precincts reporting, we're down by about 500,000 votes.

http://www.cnn.com/... state#CA

Even with rumors of up to 3 million outstanding absentee ballots, it's not realistic to believe that kind of deficit will be overcome.

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GLBT and AA

78 votes Vote Now!

GLBT and AA

come together

54 votes

tear each other apart

24 votes

Why would anyone be offended?

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Sunday April 13, 2008 · 2:00 AM PDT

2008/04/13 · 02:00

We all love someone who can stand up in front of a potentially hostile audience and speak their mind candidly, despite fear of retribution. Some would argue that's exactly what Barack Obama did at his now notorious fundraiser in Pacific Heights, California. But I'm hearing arguments being used to defend his speech that are, in my opinion (call it the "truth" if you're willing to afford me the same generosity afforded to Obama's opinion), completely missing the mark. So I have a few points to raise.

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Thursday March 13, 2008 · 3:07 PM PDT

2008/03/13 · 15:07

I've been an active participant here for four years and have been relatively quiet as the quantity of illogic has gradually percolated into a bitter brew. Daily Kos has always been a brutally honest champion of "reality-based" viewpoints, so I have a few to share. I may get flamed but I can't remain silent anymore.

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Thursday February 14, 2008 · 8:07 AM PST

2008/02/14 · 08:07

Take nothing for granted. This one is dangerously fresh.

2/14 Quinnipiac PA/OH

February 14, 2008 - Clinton Leads Among Ohio, Pennsylvania Likely Dem Voters, Quinnipiac University Swing State Poll Finds; November Matchups Remain Close --- FLORIDA: McCain 44 - Clinton 42; McCain 41 - Obama 39; OHIO Democrats: Clinton 55 - Obama 34; PENNSYLVANIA Democrats: Clinton 52 - Obama 36;

These reasons coupled with the loom of Florida/Michigan return stress the dangers of complacency and over-confidence.

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Hillary / Obama are as:

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Hillary / Obama are as:

Cruella Deville / Aladdin

43 votes

Madonna / Michael Jackson

5 votes

Ann Coulter / Larry Craig

2 votes

Robin Hood / Kenneth Lay

3 votes

Meryl Streep / Denzel Washington

27 votes

Lisa Kudrow / Tim Meadows

4 votes

Ed Rendell / Howard Dean

46 votes

All of the above!

6 votes

Invisible Fangs: The Psychologically Abusive Relationship

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Tuesday May 15, 2007 · 2:21 AM PDT

2007/05/15 · 02:21

This one goes out to all my ladies and genteel men out there. I'm going to talk about emotionally/psychologically abusive relationships, which are a lot more insidious and in many opinions more damaging than physical abuse. Four years ago, some guy took a swing at me and that was the easiest thing in the world to walk away from with my self-respect intact. The flag doesn't get any more red than that. So what I'm going to discuss here are the pink flags, the not so black-and-white signs that may trigger your instinct that "something's not right here..."

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Monday November 20, 2006 · 7:16 AM PST

2006/11/20 · 07:16

Below is a question that popped into my mind after reading the following article:

http://www.latimes.com/...

Democrats have been hurt by the inability of their recent presidential candidates to wage competitive campaigns across a vast swath of the country. But the party emerged from this year's vote confident that in 2008, it can compete on a much wider playing field — especially in the West and several states on the fringe of the South.

"If you look at the results from '06, you see a lot of states that Democrats may be able to take ... if they can swing the center the way they did" this year, said Ruy Teixeira, a public opinion analyst at the liberal Center for American Progress think tank.

The article proceeds to describe impressive Democratic gains nationwide, except in the South and in particular...

Florida

What is the deal with Florida anyway?

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Most Important State in 2008

200 votes Vote Now!

Most Important State in 2008

Virginia

29 votes

Colorado

18 votes

Arizona

4 votes

Nevada

1 vote

New Mexico

1 vote

Ohio

90 votes

Florida

17 votes

Wisconsin

1 vote

Pennsylvania

4 votes

New Hampshire

0 votes

Minnesota

1 vote

Iowa

1 vote

Missouri

6 votes

Arkansas

2 votes

Ontario

25 votes

Renominating Bolton and Another Slew of Wingnut Judges

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Thursday November 16, 2006 · 10:28 AM PST

2006/11/16 · 10:28

Why would Bush, after unprecedented and ostentatious appeals for bipartisanship and a happy lunch with Pelosi/Reid, go ahead and nominate Bolton and resubmit for consideration many of the same extremist judges that failed to get through the Senate previously?

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Wednesday November 08, 2006 · 2:19 PM PST

2006/11/08 · 14:19

With glee I write this from Eastern Pennsylvania. For the third consecutive major electoral cycle (2000, 2004, 2006; I don't consider 2002 major), Republicans have had their smug faces summarily booted out of the Mid-Atlantic region. Once again, their delusional fantasies of pulling some magical upset wins in New Jersey and Maryland came crashing down definitively at the last moment. Do we all remember the cavalier proclamations that New Jersey and even Maryland were "in play" in 2004? But Maryland came out huge against presidential Republican shenanigans that year, giving John Kerry one of his steepest margins of victories in the nation. Last night, significant inroads into minority communities still failed to make any headway for Republicans in this deep blue Mid-Atlantic state. With a less than remarkable candidate, we took it by 10%! Read More

See You Then

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Sunday December 11, 2005 · 12:32 PM PST

2005/12/11 · 12:32

Hey Mark, it's me.
I'm just calling to let you know
that I won't be at your party this Friday.
It's the big audition,
and I've gotta be up by 5 the next morning.
And of course, I'm sure you understand,
and everything,
How important this is to me.
And you know how much I love your parties.
But other than that,
I just hope you have a great time and I'll
catch you later. Read More

A Brain Bigger Than Her Bra

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Tuesday December 06, 2005 · 3:34 PM PST

2005/12/06 · 15:34

Do you remember a time, not so long ago, when you could turn on the radio and hear sophisticated women sharing their serious intimations on hedonism, salvation, child-neglect, self-loathing, and deities walking among us? When pensive females pondered the loss of old-West American chivalry and planted the seeds for endless debate on the definitive identity of the word irony? Read More

Harriet Miers: Implications for Single-Issue Abortion Voters?

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Thursday October 27, 2005 · 12:58 AM PDT

2005/10/27 · 00:58

Apparently, Harriet Miers was a lot more moderate than I'd ever imagined. (And note I use the term "moderate" where most would use the term "liberal." If it describes the left-end of the political spectrum, "liberal" has to mean something more extreme than support for wealth equality, women's bodily integrity, and LGBT equality, because those values are quite moderate.)

Anyway, I've seen a lot of information that conservatives have found very upsetting about Harriet Miers. This one, however, takes the cake without a doubt. Read More

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2008: The 49 State Strategy?

Renominating Bolton and Another Slew of Wingnut Judges

To Republicans, From the Mid-Atlantic: Give It Up Already!

See You Then

A Brain Bigger Than Her Bra

Harriet Miers: Implications for Single-Issue Abortion Voters?